Comments on: MORE REGULATORY NOTICES!

By: adam

adam — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:35:29 +0000

Al Gore still flies in his private jet, owns multiple properties and wont take his own ethical leaders pledge.

By: number 6

number 6 — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 10:12:01 +0000

The best one ever – observed by none other than the late great Spike Milligan. A council jobsworth, nowdays would have to be an ‘elf n’ saferty person, wading out to a collapsed jetty to place a sign saying ‘This jetty is out of order’ in the water.

By: StevenL

StevenL — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:53:42 +0000

REGULAR SAVING MAY REDUCE YOUR FUTURE ENTITLEMENT TO STATE HANDOUTS.

EATING MEAT IS PROVEN TO INCREASE CARBON EMISSIONS, PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR MEAT IN THIS HOSPITAL AS REFUSAL OFTEN OFFENDS.

DRIVING TO WORK IS BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT AND MAY LEAD TO SUDDEN INCREASES IN TAXATION.

NOTHING THE PRIME MINISTER ADVISES YOU TO DO REGARDING YOUR PERSONAL FINANCES SHOULD BE CONSTRUED AS FINANCIAL ADVICE. IF YOU FOLLOW HIS ADVICE YOU MAY LOSE ALL OF YOUR MONEY AND BE BANKRUPT.

http://tinyurl.com/aokq35

By: SallyC

SallyC — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:44:35 +0000

I heard you on 5Live today Mr R.
You were very clear and very patient. Is that woman a bit dim or does she think we are?

By: some bloke

some bloke — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:09:08 +0000

“WARNING, IMPORTANT NOTICE AHEAD”

Yup, this is real it’s on an A road near me.

By: Adrian Peirson

Adrian Peirson — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:28:19 +0000

Someone stole my Rubbish Bin, I asked the council for another, they said certainly that will be £28.00.

I said No thanks I’ll use a rubbish bag, they said I can’t I must have an approved bin.

They have replaced it but have sent me a Bill.

I wont be paying the bill.

It is illegal for me to support Westminster as I have pointed out in my Blog.

http://adrianpeirson.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!CB609AA4E892F479!138.entry

Ps Does or HIPs this have anything to do with the International Property Maintenence Order Code.

http://www.iccsafe.org/cs/codes/2007-08cycle/ROH/IPMC.pdf

By: Man in a Shed

Man in a Shed — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:24:12 +0000

Great.

By: Raedwald

Raedwald — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:59:36 +0000

I too like the regulatory notices – not at all deranged and demonstrative of both wit and humour. But perhaps not in caps; perhaps in a slightly smaller lc font size, as the comments are, and as such notices are in real life.

Terms and conditions apply. Your country may be at risk if you fail to collect more in tax than you spend.

By: Matthew Reynolds

Matthew Reynolds — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:32:56 +0000

This posting just exposes the sheer insanity of The Guardian reading brigade – if ever there was a mob divorced from reality then it is them ! Just think they have people with that sort of common-sense deficiency running our children’s schools via LEA’s
. No wonder fewer children can read , write or do sums.

These regulatory notices make the case for deregulation – lets have fewer batty rules , fewer pen-pushers and thus a better Britain. No more client state – lets just pay less tax instead!

By: an ex-apprentice

an ex-apprentice — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:58:23 +0000

I can’t decide whether this is a welcome occasional touch of humour or, after 11 years of Labour, you have finally been stricken down by the screaming heeby-jeebies.
If the latter, I fear you are going to have a lot of company over the next 15 months!