I have been thinking about what we should call Attendance Allowances for MPs.
I first thought they should be ASBOs – Arrive, Swipe, Be Off.
Then I realised they are LILOs – Log In, Lope Off.
Do you have a better proposal?
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April 27, 2009
Whilst I q
April 27, 2009
How about SIKOs?
Sign in, knock off.
April 27, 2009
How about MP = Mendicants Profit.
April 27, 2009
The possibilities are infinite:
SWINE: SWipe IN, Escape
PIG: Punch In & Go
TROUGH: TRavel Over, Update & Go Home
SATS: Send Assistant To Swipe
(No offence to you I am sure!)
April 27, 2009
Hm, let’s see monies paid in return for attending the work place – how about ‘salary’…
April 27, 2009
THTUTGH!!
Turnip heads turn up then go home. Not all of you of course, some need to be preparing for Government!
April 27, 2009
They’d be cash cards:
C – Commons
A – Attendance
S – Swipe and go
H – Home
April 27, 2009
Surely it’s a Turning-Up-Regularly Dividend.
April 27, 2009
How about what the MEPs use, SISO: Sign-in, sod off.
April 27, 2009
My suggestions:
1. Brown Shield Stamps
2. Dick Turpin Allowance
3. Gordon Brown Memorial Grants
4. The Westminster Minimum Wage
April 27, 2009
There already is a name. SISOs, its what the MEPs call them.
April 27, 2009
How about
DILDOs
Drop
In
Logon
Drop
Out
April 27, 2009
It was interesting in the TV film how the cameras were driven out of the building.
Our parliament is getting more and more like the totally Prussian Wilhelmine Reichstag which is the EU parliament.
But – hey – it brings peace to Europe!
April 27, 2009
How about:
Top-up
Honourables
Incomes
Every
Visit,
Each
Swipe
April 27, 2009
..or how about …
This
Remuneration
Obviates
Us
Getting
Housing
Expenses
Regularly
April 27, 2009
Financial-Uplift Commons Kitchen-comittee Enhanced Dispersment.
As in “Is Gordon okay? He looks stressed…”
“Yeah, he’s now looking [at] F……”
April 27, 2009
These things should be ‘BISTO’S’
Book In, Share Taxes Out, and Scarper.
Hopefully Browns and thickens the public at the same time – if only we would swallow it. (No chance!)
April 27, 2009
SCAMS
Secure Cash Advance Money System
TARDIS
Tax Avoidance Remuneration and Distribution Income System.
LIES
Larger Income for Exceptional Stooges.
Just a few to get on with.
April 27, 2009
A scandal?
April 27, 2009
FOBs – Fill Our Boots
April 27, 2009
PFI – Policitical Fix Initiative or maybe PPP – Public Purse Pays
April 27, 2009
TOSI:- troughs out, snouts in
April 27, 2009
Jobseekers’ Allowance
April 27, 2009
Cocos
Clock On Clear Off
April 27, 2009
How about BIBO?
Book in, Bugger off.
April 27, 2009
CIPO – clock in and piss off
We could also introduce a new verb – Troughing, the act of filling ones boots at the public expense.
April 27, 2009
The plural of ASBO – ASBI Another Stupid Brown Idea.
April 27, 2009
JBPA’s = The Jacqui Bath Plug Allowance
GBHF’s = Gordon Brown Holiday Fund
WTC’s = Where the Cash?
April 27, 2009
After May next year, many Labour MP’s will be claiming an allowance for sure, the Jobseekers Allowance.
April 27, 2009
Nothing that you would publish.
April 28, 2009
Single ticket for the next gravy train
April 28, 2009
Why, it’s obvious!
The Bankers Bonus!
(Well, it sounds a bit like bankers, anyhow….present company excepted)
April 28, 2009
It’s theft.
Unless you allow the public the same tax perks
Nick
April 28, 2009
FIFO – File In and F**k Off